Sunday, January 04, 2015

Cool Pope Frank Names a Diverse New Set of Cardinals, Including Jews, Atheists, Lower Primates and Bill Belichick

Cool Pope Frank Names a Diverse New Set of Cardinals

He's really serious about diversity. The new Cardinals include men from Vietnam and Cape Verde, some atheists, the old Jewish guy who played Doc on The Love Boat, a black rhinoceros and, for some reason, Pats' head coach Bill Belichick.

(It will not affect Belichick much, since he already insists that people call him "your eminence.")

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