Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The wisdom of Dalton: NYPD using ‘Road House’ movie to teach cops how to ‘be nice’

The wisdom of Dalton: NYPD using ‘Road House’ movie to teach cops how to ‘be nice’

As you may know, Road House is the official film of Other Crap. Bart Simpson once said, "I've based my life on his teachings", in reference to his own guru, Krusty the Klown. As Bart is to Krusty, so am I to Dalton, Patrick Swayze's character in Road House. I have truly based my life on his teachings, and am proud of it. The police could do no better. The philosophy of Gandhi? Fuck that little pussy. All wisdom is found at the Double Deuce.

My Drink: Dalton's drink, of course. "The Double Dews" - Mountain Dew and Dewar's

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