Topless Activists Took Over Brazil’s Ipanema Beach In Rio De Janeiro

Topless Activists Took Over Brazil’s Ipanema Beach In Rio De Janeiro

Brazil breaks all the rules of civilization, one of the most important of which is that topless female activists are not even identifiable as female unless they are topless, thus revealing their bosoms. In Brazil, however, the topless feminists all look like what supermodels would look like if they were gene-spliced with Kardashian ass genes.

"But what are they protesting?" you wonder.

Beats the shit out of me. Does it matter? You'll have to ask a woman, because guys never read any damned signs when they see bare breasts.

I think they are just asserting their right to go topless, which I certainly support. It's one of the four basic human freedoms envisioned for all mankind by FDR in his famous speech:

Freedom of speech

Freedom of worship

Freedom from want

Freedom from bikini tops

Update: Yup, that's what it is. They're going topless to protest the fact that they can't go topless. The only thing wrong with that will occur if they win the protest, in which case they will have permission to be topless, but will no longer have to protest topless to do so, and will probably wear parkas. Here's a film clip of the protest.