Japan: Annual PENIS festival goes without cock-up

Japan holds 24-hour festival to celebrate the penis

Just a reminder: this year April 5th is the annual Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day, when all employees working in the Other Crap Skyscraper get the day off.

I hope you and yours have a blessed and inspiring GPJPD, and that your family enjoys the traditional bird with all the trimmings (not a turkey, but a rooster). We always put one in the oven at our house, but there's never enough meat to go around because my brother-in-law always eats too much cock.

And he gobbles down both white meat and dark meat.

Also take note: this coming Sunday is William Shatner's birthday, another sacred event at Stately Crap Manor. He will be a very young 84.