Chappie - as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

Chappie - as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"Chappie is directed by Neil Blomkamp, who made District 9 and is beloved for that by an army of young men in trenchcoats with bad beards and worse body odor. These are guys who carry canes for aesthetic reasons, have only ever seen a naked woman in digitized form and spend their evenings on 4Chan. Guys like the six young men sitting directly in front of me who held up their hands and shouted "wheeee" during the Regal Cinema pre-movie intro that is supposed to simulate a rollercoaster ride on a track made of celluloid."

"I wish I had given some other movies better ratings than one finger because in no way are they as shitty and confounding as Chappie."