Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - still hanging in there at 0%

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 - still hanging in there at 0%

One critic from the UK made a list of 20 Things Not as Bad as Paul Blart 2. The list includes:

14. Feeling a pebble in your shoe, taking action to remove it, then discovering it’s a human tooth.

19. Watching other people bowling.

He might have included:

* The poetry of Rod McKuen.

* Radio broadcasts of fishing tournaments (that's really a thing).

* Those snakes in the 'Glades that swallow entire grown Gators.

* Maybe one or two of the Kardashians. Or maybe not.