Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Diddy Arrested For Assault –

"Sean Combs was arrested at UCLA where his son plays football for assaulting a member of the team’s coaching staff with a kettle bell in the weight room."

How to make "Clue" relevant for a new generation:

Professor Diddy in the weight room - with a kettle bell.

Mister Brown in the dressing room - with a broken mirror.

Colonel Hernandez in the industrial park - with a pistol

The Reverend Penn in the streets - with his fists

Coach Knight in the arena - with a chair

Mister Crowe in the lobby - with a telephone

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