Report: Sepp Blatter Linked To Allegedly Corrupt $10 Million Payment

Report: Sepp Blatter Linked To Allegedly Corrupt $10 Million Payment

Whoa, there's a shocker! Who could have seen that coming?

He's already been living high on the hog for decades, so there's a moral to the story for you youngsters: don't commit any major crimes until you're very old. It takes time for the law to catch up to you. You may not get caught before you die, and even if you do get nabbed, a life sentence won't cost you that many years!