"Road House Is Patrick Swayze's Finest Hour, And Also America's"

Road House Is Patrick Swayze's Finest Hour, And Also America's

I believe that sentence is now the single truest thing ever written, although the author is guilty of litotes by restricting the span of dominance. Road House is obviously the single greatest thing in the history of the universe.

As the universe's greatest movie reviewer once wrote: "It is the White Trash Hamlet; the Redneck Romeo and Juliet; Macbeth with a Mullet; Timon of Athens, Georgia."