Villagers outraged after 500 swingers descend for ‘Swingfields 2015’

Villagers outraged after 500 swingers descend for ‘Swingfields 2015’

"Villagers reacted with outrage on Sunday after more than 500 swingers invaded their sleepy, secluded hamlet for a weekend of debauchery and orgies."

Where shall we hold our weekend of debauchery, Carlos.

I do not know, Roxy. Perhaps Paris? Bangkok? Las Vegas?

I have an idea. How about a sleepy, secluded British hamlet?

You mean we all have sex in the audience in a regional theater?

No, hamlet as in village, not Hamlet as in Shakespeare.

Brilliant, Roxy! Capital idea, pip pip, cheerio, and all those other British movie cliches!