Gwyneth Paltrow will educate congress about GMOs

Gwyneth Paltrow will educate congress about GMOs

"reetings, esteemed dignitaries, honored guests, and the young man who makes the asparagus water at Whole Foods. My name is Gwyneth Paltrow, and I’m here to talk to you today about GMOs. What’s a GMO, you ask? I honestly don’t know, but I can assure you it’s very bad because the woman who steams my vagina told me it is, and her children look like blonde little Dutch angels, so she must be doing something right."