“'Aw shucks, we hate having to put everything on hold like this, but darned if Mike ain’t done got hisself stuck in a dang briar patch like a possum in a drainpipe,' said senior advisor Chip Saltsman, adding that the GOP hopeful had been 'kickin’ up a ruckus' and 'hootin’ and a-hollerin’ somethin' fierce' since becoming entangled in the thicket earlier in the day. 'I told him not to go chasin’ after varmints in the yard or he was liable to end up in the prickly bush, but that’s ol’ Mike for ya.'"
Friday, August 14, 2015
Huckabee Campaign Suspended After Candidate Trapped In Briar Patch
Huckabee Campaign Suspended After Candidate Trapped In Briar Patch
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