Man who was caught with a stolen vibrator stashed in his boxer shorts told police that he had no idea how the device got there,

"An Illinois man who was caught with a stolen vibrator stashed in his boxer shorts told police that he had no idea how the device got there"

"A quartet of officers confronted Hucko as he left the Lovers Lane store. When cop Anthony Carone asked him “what he had stuffed in his pants,” Hucko replied, “My penis.” Hucko added that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked Carone if he wanted to see it."

If this guy worked at it a bit, he could win a Louis C.K. impersonating contest.