Philly mayor offers the pope a convenience store sandwich

Philly mayor offers the pope a convenience store sandwich

Well, Cool Pope Frank is known for his Christ-like humility, and would surely scorn any sign of pomp or pretension, but I hope they have those rollers cleaner than usual.

Question for our theologians: If he blesses a Slurpee, does it become flavored Holy Water? Man, would that ever be a cool way to fight vampires! (And critical! Among all retail formats, convenience stores, being open late at night, are especially vulnerable to vampire attacks.)