Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Pope’s First Impressions Of The United States

The Pope’s First Impressions Of The United States

"how am I going to get my American to-do list done if these people keep driving me around to stupid churches? Things on my list that have not happened yet: I have not seen even one bald eagle. I have not drank a Miller High Life with Oprah. No one has taken me to Walmart to buy inflatable pool toys and fireworks."

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