Thailand's junta arrests man for insulting king's dog

Thailand's junta arrests man for insulting king's dog

When I first saw this headline, I thought it said "dong," and I figured "guy kinda shoulda seen that coming."

Dog? Not so much.

The guy was also charged with (I'm not making this up) clicking "like" on a Facebook post with a derogatory picture of the king. The two incidents together could cost him six to thirty in the slammer.

Man, that guy is some heavy-duty crime baron right there. Al Capone served about seven years after the feds nailed him.