Wednesday, December 02, 2015

The Goatman Cometh

The Goatman Cometh


"Every region of the country has its own unique local monsters. In the Pacific Northwest it's Bigfoot, in New Jersey it's the Jersey Devil, and in New York it's Guy Fieri. In Maryland, as well as some other spots around the country, it is Goatman. He is thought to be an Island of Dr. Moreau type experiment in breeding human/goat hybrids gone amok. Now the Goatman runs around secluded areas terrorizing locals and making them drop their crab cake sandwiches."

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