Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop accused of assaulting officer

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop accused of assaulting officer

It's hard to imagine him not taking something seriously.

Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop seems to be some kind of supervillain:

"When confronted by an officer, Zopittybop-bop-bop allegedly resisted arrest and ran after being punched in the jaw and Tased twice by the officer, a report says. While the suspect was running, a deputy tried to stop him by deploying a Taser and striking him several times with a metal baton. The deputy reported that the blows didn't seem to faze the man."

"It is unknown if Zopittybop-bop-bop was under the influence of drugs at the time of his arrest."

If it becomes known, I would like to know which specific drugs, so I can ... er ... warn kids against them. Yeah, that's the ticket. I would never consider using those drugs to increase stamina or deal with pain.