CIA believes Russia has more than one Donald Trump sex tape
Woo-hoo! A Donald Trump sex tape. Can't wait!
Worst sex tape ever? Maybe. And I though the Randy Quaid sex tape would be tough to beat!
Wait. Does it count as a sex tape if he's only fucking the country?
Actually, the "sex tape" seems to feature a "golden shower" rather than sex.
Stephen Colbert's take:
NY Magazine's take:
"The most surprising thing about the golden-shower rumor is that we didn’t come up with it sooner. Though America spent the better part of last year cracking lewd jokes about our presidential candidates, the biggest joke of all was the product of overseas labor: a self-described 'former British intelligence officer' who, in a widely discredited and error-riddled memo, claimed Russian spies may have filmed Donald J. Trump hiring prostitutes to 'perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him' in a Moscow hotel room, as part of a psychosexual revenge plot against the ghost of President Obama, Michelle Obama, and their mutually respectful love for one another. The rumor appears on the second page of the document, which BuzzFeed published last night, where it’s highlighted in, um, yellow."
Reaction from The Twitterverse
Trump is a monster, but the story here is that 4chan trolled the cia. The cifuckinga got trolled by /b/tards. Read that dossier. It's comedy. There's no sex tape, no pee, nada. They just desperately want Clinton who would further their clandestine work in Syria and Russia, and trump wants nothing of that. Since when has the cia been public with anything?
ReplyDeleteA sex tape with the Donald? If it's with Melania... could be worth watching!
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