Thursday, September 21, 2017

Gwyneth’s Goop is hawking ‘vampire repellent’

Gwyneth’s Goop is hawking ‘vampire repellent’

4 comments:

  1. Oh. EMOTIONAL vampires.... I was looking to see if the stuff included garlic because every child of the 60's and 70's KNOWS that garlic is the only thing that will ward off a real vampire....

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  2. In her defense, the spray is 100% effective. Not a single vampire has ever attacked those who have been spritzed.

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  3. Isn't that just, like, a cross?
    Die in a fire, Gwyneth

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