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Jesus Christ has unveiled his very own line of condoms for protecting His "chosen people," from unwanted pregnancies and STDs.

• "Jesus Christ spoke to me personally last night,” said Pat Robertson on his TV show, ‘The 700 Club.’ “And Jesus told me how excited He was about this new product idea He Had for His own line of Holy condoms. He gave me these designs for how He wants it to look and everything, and He told me it was not only my duty to make it happen, but to sell Jesus Brand Condoms on His behalf.”