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Undeterred by his last failure (BloodRayne), Uwe Boll presents the trailer for his next flop (In the Name of the King.)

• It's a medieval tale with the usual knights and castles - and a cast that includes ol' Gator McKlusky his ownself as the king (!) and Shaggy as a duke. (!!)
• Ray Liotta and Jason Statham are also on hand because even ancient kingdoms needed lower-level, blue-collar mobsters.
• Leelee Sobieski, Kristanna Loken, and Claire Forlani are also in the cast, so we can at least hope for some nude scenes.
• Oh, yeah, and Ewe also employed John Rhys-Davies because (1) somebody in the damned film had to speak the King's English (2) all movies about ancient kingdoms have to include John Rhys-Davies. It's in the Magna Carta.
• I have read that the budget for this film was $60 million dollars!