Other Crap

High court takes 'Bong Hits for Jesus' case

• The case against free speech will be argued by none other than the infamous Ken Starr, who's now a university dean. Starr urged the high court in his appeal brief to clear up the "doctrinal fog infecting student speech jurisprudence."
• Translated into English, that means: "As long as students have the right to express honest opinions, they will continue to remind me and the rest of the world that I suck."