Other Crap

The new James Blond has some revolutionary ideas for the 007 series.

• He wants to whip out his willie on camera. What's more, he wants to do it for a gay love scene.
• I have the script all ready to go. It's a remake of Goldfinger. The G-man can paint Bond's pecker gold on camera! After he buggers him of course. With a laser attached to his dick. "Do you expect me to come?" "I expect you to die, Mr Bond. Of pleasure!"
• Will Brad Pitt and other superhunks compete to be the first Bond boy?