"If I had known that all it took to get a movie financed and distributed was to hire an alabaster starlet with body dysmorphic disorder and a forehead that looks like an infant crowning and then throw her in a pair of Daisy Dukes and ask her to thrash about like a goddamn wolf in heat, then I'd be motherfucking Steven Spielberg, now wouldn't I?"
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Black Snake Moan - "stick a goddamn fork in it and toss it in a trashcan with the charred remains of Ricci's acting career"
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