Monday, March 26, 2007

Late Night Political Joke Update
"Rudy Giuliani, the Republican frontrunner, was in the news today. ... We thought Rudy Giuliani was [his third wife's] second husband. It turns out it's her third husband. In addition to this, Rudy's first wife was his cousin. And they say a New Yorker can't win in the South." -- Bill Maher

"This week Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue said he was skeptical about having his state apologize for its role in slavery, saying, 'Repentance comes from the heart. And when I looked deep in my heart, I realized I could really use some slaves'" -- Seth Meyers

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