I'm holding my breath. Fuchsia? Mauve? Puce? I'll bet he's FAB-u-lous!Oh, wait. I got it. There will be an Evil Hulk and a Good Hulk. One will be "biscuit" and the other will be "cream" - and only women can tell the difference!
In order to defeat Hulk, the army will have to be able to tell which is which, so they have no other choice but to promote a gay guy to General of the "Fightin' Designer Corps"
Now I see how Edward Norton fits in! Or not.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
The New Incredible Hulk Is Not Green - He's Grey?! « FirstShowing.net
The New Incredible Norton-based Hulk Is Not Green
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What does it matter? They dusted Robert Downey Jr.'s nose off and have him playing Iron Man. Hollywood doesn't give a damn about what the public wants anymore. Very few of the superhero to movie transitions have worked. They hired midgets to play Batman, so I guess the details regarding the source material is unnecessary for a media run by narcissists. And I probably shouldn't post after midnight.
ReplyDeleteThere's a history of Hulk as a gray creature, I believe even in the first issue. So...
ReplyDeleteAlso, yeah, most movies suck. Therefor, most comic adapatations suck.