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"According to the Boston Herald, observers are saying that Hillary Clinton looks like she's had some work done. In fact, she has changed her appearance so much in the last year, at one of the campaign rallies, Clinton accidentally hit on her." --Jay Leno

"Leaders from the eight wealthiest countries in the world are gathering in Germany for what they call the G8 Summit. The G8 was created in 1975 to give Europeans who aren't into soccer something to riot about. ... President Bush is there. See, I don't think President Bush really understands the G8. ... Every time someone says G8, he yells out, 'Bingo.'" --Jay Leno

"The 2008 election campaign is just flying by. It is hard to believe that there are just 517 more days before Fred Thompson has to make up his mind. I got another good one for you -- what's the difference between Tommy Thompson and Benedict Arnold? Benedict Arnold's parents spent more than 10 seconds coming up with his name." --Stephen Colbert

"Of course last night's debate couldn't compare with the most surreal moment of campaign so far -- Monday's edition of the 'Situation Room,' where Soledad O'Brien ... interviewed the leading Democratic candidates about their faith. Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover" --Stephen Colbert