"Wife has been kidnapped. Short 98 cents for ransom."Reminds me of a nasty joke that used to be popular in Miami in the sixties. Cuban guy in Miami is flying back to Havana to negotiate for the release of his family. He needs $225 for the airfare, but he's one dollar short and the reservations desk will not issue him a ticket. He stops an anglo guy, an old swamp cracker, in the airport and says, "Can you give me a dollar? I need to go back to Cuba." The anglo guy reaches into his wallet, pulls out a twenty and says, "Here. Take 19 friends."
Sunday, January 06, 2008
12 Funniest Homeless signs
12 Funniest Homeless signs
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