Friday, January 04, 2008

The Borowitz Report .com

"Hillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man - Bold Strategy to Win New Hampshire"
"Meanwhile, former President Bill Clinton was dismissive of rival John Edwards’ comparison of himself to Seabiscuit, remarking that 'in addition to being a black man, Hillary has for many years been a world-class horse.' Mr. Clinton made his comments in an interview on PBS’ 'Charlie Rose Show,' in which the former president, looking bleary-eyed and unshaven, touted Mrs. Clinton’s victory in last year’s Belmont Stakes."

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