Monday, January 07, 2008

MovieJuice: One Missed Call

MovieJuice: One Missed Call - "soul-crushingly bad"
"Ed Burns makes two kinds of movies: The commercial kind that nobody sees - and the Indie kind that nobody sees."

"Says Shannyn Sossamon with a completely straight face, 'What if her body is still inside and her spirit is moving through the phones, attacking people?' And what if angels shoot out of your asshole, order a round of Venti Caramel Macchiatos at Starbucks, and retreat back into your asshole without paying? Hey, it's possible!"

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