I think I have solved the Lohan mystery. There are two essential questions: (1) Why is she not making the headlines any more?; (2) Why does she look so old?The answer is simple: 21-year-old Lindsay actually died in rehab, but too many leeches were relying on her career for their own financial support, so she was replaced by an impersonator. The best match they could find was a 45-year-old look-alike.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Lindsay Lohan does Paper magazine, whatever that is.
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