Other Crap

Benny Hex praises America as a beacon of hope for white Christian capitalists everywhere.

I think we need to amend the Statue of Liberty. We now welcome the poor, the tired, and the huddled masses. OK, we need the poor to staff Wal-Mart and we need the huddled masses for our soccer leagues, but why do we need the tired? Personally, I'm tired of the tired. If they want to come to America and they're so fucking tired, why can't they first catch a few z's in their own country? This is particularly problematic with our brother nations to the south, whose inhabitants must always be tired, because they like to enjoy a daily siesta. The continual influx of the tired is placing a critical strain on America's napping facilities, which were already stretched to the breaking point.