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Willard Mitt Romney: I could have won, with a few more Osmonds

Willard was actually funny at that Radio/TV thing. He gave his top ten reasons for dropping out:

• 10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
  
• 9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
  
• 8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
  
• 7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
  
• 6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
  
• 5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
  
• 4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
  
• 3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
  
• 2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
  
• 1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”