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"President Bush held a big Cinco de Mayo dinner celebration last night at the White House. He praised the people of Mexico who come here to do the jobs the Americans don't want to do, as opposed to the people of India, who are doing the jobs Americans did want to do, but can't anymore." --Jay Leno

"The government started mailing out those rebate checks. You get 600 bucks, plus $300 for every child you have. Finally, some good news for those Texas polygamists." --Jay Leno

"I am fascinated by the strategy that both candidates employ from time to time. For example, in Indiana, Hillary Clinton is going after the blue collar vote. That's right. The blue collar vote. And so she's been drinking beer, driving a pickup truck, and earlier today she was at a construction site hooting at chicks. 'Hey, hey, baby!'" --David Letterman