Monday, June 09, 2008

LINDSAY LOHAN IS BUSY - What Would Tyler Durden Do

LINDSAY LOHAN attempts some tanning
"That pale freckled mess couldn’t get a tan unless we shot her into the sun. We don’t have any buildings on this planet high enough for this bitch to tan. I do admire her commitment to dressing like a whore though, even wearing ridiculously slutty 18-inch heels to go to the fucking pool. Maybe next she can just walk around on stilts or some pogo sticks."

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