Journey to the Center of the Earth, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic"Mrs. Filthy and I went to see Journey to the Center of the Earth in 3-D at a local mall. With time to kill before it started, we wandered among the creepy goth teens hanging out at Hot Topic and the creepier goth teens loitering outside Spencer Gifts. How goth can you be if you shop at the fucking mall? Plus, I thought Spencer only sold novelties that are hilarious and, yet, lewd and inappropriate to give your boss at Christmas. Do goth kids really go for wind-up penises and naked-lady playing cards? Does that make me a goth?"
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