Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Mama don't preach: Madonna lets Guy see his boys... on 12 conditions | Mail Online

Madonna lets Guy see his boys... on 12 conditions

The most important: he must chop down the largest tree in the forest ... with a herring!

The real ones are just as good.

  • Guy has to read Madonna's books as bedtime stories. No, you pervs, not the one called "Sex"
  • Also, Guy may not buy them toys that are "ethically or spiritually unsound."
  • Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray.
  • They are not to be exposed to TV, DVDs, newspapers, or magazines.
Is he caring for children or Howard Hughes?

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