The most important: he must chop down the largest tree in the forest ... with a herring!The real ones are just as good.
Is he caring for children or Howard Hughes?
- Guy has to read Madonna's books as bedtime stories. No, you pervs, not the one called "Sex"
- Also, Guy may not buy them toys that are "ethically or spiritually unsound."
- Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray.
- They are not to be exposed to TV, DVDs, newspapers, or magazines.
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