Friday, April 10, 2009

ROTTEN TOMATOES: Opening This Week

ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies opening This Week

You have three choices:

  • Observe and Report, with Seth Rogan as a plump mall cop. (Daringly original!) 2700 theaters. 51% positive reviews. Rated R for pervasive language, raunchy humor, graphic nudity, drug use, and sexual content- all the things that make life worth living, except maybe pizza.
  • Dragonball: Evolution. 2100 theaters. 19% positive reviews - God knows how. As one wag pointed out, "The fight choreography in Hannah Montana is infinitely better."
  • Hannah Montana. One gazillion theaters. Family movie, of course, for you and your daughters. 47% positive reviews. Rated G

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