Alec Baldwin donates $1 million to alma mater Tisch | EW.com

Whoever thought these four words would be used without irony ... "Alec Baldwin Drama Scholarship"

At least one person did. In fact, exactly one person. The guy who donated the money to have a scholarship fund named in his own honor.

Be sure to stay tuned for my scholarship fund: The Uncle Scoopy Fellowship in International Diplomacy.