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Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"Well, tonight in Washington, President Barack Obama gave his State of the Union address before a joint session of Congress. 'Joint' session sounds like more fun than it is." Jimmy Kimmel

"The speech tonight was pretty much the same thing we hear over and over again, asking us for patience and a willingness to sacrifice, things we are totally unwilling to do as Americans." Jimmy Kimmel

"But then after the president spoke, the Republicans gave their rebuttal, during which they pointed out that Obama has repeatedly failed to solve any of the problems they created." Jimmy Kimmel