Nightmare on Elm Street - The Filthy Critic

Nightmare on Elm Street, reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"When a movie sucks this hard and does this little, but has an R rating, it owes us at least one simple thing: teenagers played by hot actresses in their twenties who take off their tops. A Nightmare on Elm Street doubly fails. First, these actors are pasty, dopey and look vaguely Canadian. They are humorless and exhausted. Second, the Fionas never get any naughtier than wearing pushup bras under their pajamas. How can such a shitty movie not even offer us a visceral reason to watch it later on premium cable?"