And that was on a first date. Because that's where Satanists always take "abstinence" chicks on a first date. After all, you know you can't fuck 'em, so ya gotta do something.
But it was probably just goat blood. Devout satanists don't believe in human sacrifice before marriage.
After a few years of marriage to a anti-masturbation chick, however, guys often volunteer for human sacrifice.
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