"The best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo. The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead."
Note that that is a verbatim quote.
(This paragraph is accompanied by a pic of a Mr. Skumavc nursing his dildo-bruised brow. I'm not kidding.)
I gotta get me to the Northern Territory. That is my kind of place.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Flying dong dings bucks party goer | News | NT News | Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia | ntnews.com.au
Aussie NT headline o' the day: "Flying dong dings bucks party goer"
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