Footloose, as reviewed by Movie Juice

Footloose, as reviewed by Movie Juice

“Even I thought I was dead,” said Kenny Loggins, whose epic and eternal version of Footloose graces the carnage of a teen head-on collision. “Then Hollywood decides that having remade everything except Footloose it was finally my turn,” added Kenny, “thus reviving my bank account and my winery and coffeehouse touring career.”

“To all you Footloose fans,” said Kenny, “I’ll be panhandling outside the Starbucks at 308 Wilshire in Santa Monica. I can also draw your caricature, and if your kid is having a birthday, remember I’m a certified balloon engineer.”