Demi Moore’s Daughters Hate Ashton Kutcher! « Showbiz Spy – celebrity news, rumors & gossip

"Demi Moore’s Daughters Hate Ashton Kutcher!"

It's a dumb article. I only linked to it because I love the headline. Two points: (1) why would that be news?; (2) you can substitute just about any person or group of people for "Demi Moore's daughters" and it would STILL be true.

Let's try:

• Film critics hate Ashton Kutcher
  
• Fishermen hate Ashton Kutcher
  
• Angela Merkel hates Ashton Kutcher
  
• TV fans hate Ashton Kutcher
  
• Bulgarian peasant farmers hate Ashton Kutcher.
  

See what I mean? Try plugging in individuals or groups at random, and it will be almost impossible to create a false statement unless you accidentally include somebody like Kutcher's mom, who presumably does not hate him.