Only four more days until Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day

Only four more days until Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day

This is the biggest holiday in the Scoopy calendar, not just because it marks the onset of Spring, but because it is our last holiday until September, so we have to store up plenty of lager in our bodies to sustain us for the 5 1/2 dry months. This year's calendar:

March 14: Steak and BJ Day

March 22: William Shatner's birthday

April 1: Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day

Sept 19: Talk Like a Pirate Day

Sept 27: Wilford Brimley's birthday

Dec 23: Festivus