Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Peanut butter is racist. Curse you, George Washington Carver!

Peanut butter sandwiches are racist.
Curse you, George Washington Carver! You were just tricking us white devils all along.

At least I think I'm white. People tell me that and I believe them because I have been wearing the same Christmas sweater for more than 20 years. True story. Check out my Facebook page.

(Thanks to Colbert for creating that riff.)

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