"It’s unfathomable that the Kardashians were not touched by the celebrity photo hacker scandal last week. That is until you learn of the proprietary storage cloud Kris Jenner had designed by North Korean scientists. Curiously, all the scientists were lost at sea while returning home after completing the cock-shaped private storage farm for all Kardashian and Jenner dildo plunging selfies. The entrance to the data center is a subterranean stairwell that opens up underneath Khloe’s food bowl, making it both virtually impenetrable as well as physically. You’d have a simpler time maneuvering the three-headed hound at the river Styx."
Monday, September 08, 2014
Kendall Jenner Naked Photo Leaked By Her Sister
Kendall Jenner Naked Photo Leaked By Her Sister
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